Glasgow people please answer.......?

If you're from Glasgow, you'll understand. Me an big Wull went out for a drink the other night there, and i'm sure he's gettin his leg over with big Ina the barmaid. Big Wull is my husband (unfortunately). Anyway, she totally winds me up so much and it's like she's provoking me into sayin something to her. She's always winking at him infront of me and it makes me mad. I feel like chappin her door some night and tellin her what i really think of her. Would this be a good idea? Should i go round with two snooker in a sock to her? She looks like she's been set on fire an put out wi a shovel. Big Wull just gets crabbit anytime i mention it, and all he's interested in is his fish supper, the bookies and drinkin. I've got the Bingo and my mates, so it's ok. She just really gets on my wick though. What can i do? Thanks.